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 Post subject: Crusty Turd Burger
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:24 am 
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Crusty Turd Burger

Ingredients:

1 Large Hamburger Bun with Sesame Seeds
1 Soft Poo Nugget with Half Digested Corn Kernels
1 Victim to Sample Turd Burger

Directions:

Eat lots of corn prior to producing stool sample. Cut hamburger bun in half and smear fecal matter on both sides. Add sand for extra grit. Best served cold to your enemies.

Enjoy!
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 Post subject: Re: Crusty Turd Burger
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:10 pm 
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Oh wow. Yuck.

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I looked around the forum and discovered that I'M THE TARD.


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 Post subject: Re: Crusty Turd Burger
 Post Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:51 am 
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I'm on the fence about deleting this thread and any others that this pathetic troll creates. I'll let ya know.

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 Post subject: Re: Crusty Turd Burger
 Post Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:37 am 
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He's not a troll he's one of the Aussie contingent but gawd, Brownie. You musta been drunk.

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 Post subject: Re: Crusty Turd Burger
 Post Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:44 am 
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Right on. Saved in the nick of time.

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 Post subject: Re: Crusty Turd Burger
 Post Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:07 am 
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Blondeinabenz wrote:
He's not a troll he's one of the Aussie contingent but gawd, Brownie. You musta been drunk.


That tasted like....ewww I'm gonna puke :puke:

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